The Velociroflcoptersaurus
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Velociroflcoptersaurus Explained
In The Beginning, Velociroflcoptersaurus Made the Earth!
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Velociroflcoptersaurus maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Velociroflcoptersaurus rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.
4 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.
5 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
6 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.
7 An Velociroflcoptersaurus doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.
8 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.
9 An Velociroflcoptersaurus gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Velociroflcoptersaurus hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.
10 An Velociroflcoptersaurus called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
11 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.
12 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.
13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.
14 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.
15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.
16 An Velociroflcoptersaurus doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.
17 An Velociroflcoptersaurus screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.
18 An tehy rulez day An night. Velociroflcoptersaurus sawed. Iz good.
19 An so teh furth day w00t.
20 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Velociroflcoptersaurus no eated dem.
21 An Velociroflcoptersaurus maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Velociroflcoptersaurus sawed iz good.
22 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.
23 An so teh...fith day. Velociroflcoptersaurus taek a wile 2 cawnt.
24 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.
25 An Velociroflcoptersaurus doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm.
26 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers.
27 So Velociroflcoptersaurus createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm.
28 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs.
29 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.
30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good.
31 An Velociroflcoptersaurus sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai.
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